pi day

(March 14th)
A holiday celebrated by math teachers and geeks everywhere.
March 14th was the chosen day because pi = 3.14.
Since the next three numbers in the sequence are 159, at 1:59, everyone celebrating must say, "Happy Pi Day!"
And please, don't ask how I know.

J0HNNY: Oh my God! It's 1:59! Happy Pi Day!!
GEEK F0LL0WERS: Happy Pi Day!!!
J0CK: WTF?? Where's the pie?
H0HNNY && GEEK F0LL0WERS: Hahaha! Silly dumb kid!

by love x me <33333333333 March 17, 2007

pumpkin pi

what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter

Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.

by thafunkmeister August 28, 2009

Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022

The Pied Pussy

A girl who is so good in bed that men will follow her anywhere and do whatever she asks.

Dang. Ed follows Maria around like she's The Pied Pussy. He left us at the bar last night because she called.

by The Professorial One September 9, 2011

Pi-Pod

A state of the art, compact, portable electronic device with an LCD display, capable of carrying out complex mathematical calculations.

A calculator.

What's the area of a circle with a 5cm radius? Dammit, why didn't I upload the pi-calculator app to my ipod 5 GTi?

Don't worry, we can check the answer on my Pi-Pod.

*blows dust off calculator*

by jwgrooves January 4, 2012

Anti-Pi

The mathematical equivalent of “Anti-Mask” or/and “Anti-Vax.” When you refuse to protect yourself against innumeracy or quantitative illiteracy, by failing to learn basic or practical geometry that usually involves the ubiquitous number π, which makes you prone to being conned by mathematical charlatans or unscrupulous sales and marketing folks.

Guesstimate how many anti-pi people globally there are at any time in a given year.

by Fasters January 18, 2022

Pi Sutra

The mathematical equivalent of “Kama Sutra” that even those who are apathetic about or allergic to the number π want to order a copy or two, after it became the post-pandemic bestselling pop math title on Amazon.

Although “Pi Sutra” is filled with juicy pi factoids, reveals some creative ways of making the irrational number exciting even to math-anxious folks, and discuses some easy-to-understand cool theorems on mathematicians’ constant of choice, however, some ultra-MAGA parents have asked their governors to ban the recreational math book in school libraries, because it’s the potential to pervert the minds of teenagers.

by Fasters September 27, 2022