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Douche Nozzle

Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
mugGet the Douche Nozzlemug.

nozzles

a way to describe NO!! without sounding too harsh. Pronounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop shagging you when you dont want it.
It must be said in a girly voice.
oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!
by Bugsy Scotland M January 19, 2008
mugGet the nozzlesmug.

Nozzle Fresh

The sensation of sublime cleanliness that follows a thorough washing of one's posterior using the bathroom water nozzle provided in some parts of the world.
I am nostalgic for those days in Doha when I would leave the lieu feeling 'nozzle fresh'.
by Ligua Frank-a November 13, 2013
mugGet the Nozzle Freshmug.

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle
by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
mugGet the dick nozzlemug.

carpet nozzle

Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.
by timsworld July 30, 2020
mugGet the carpet nozzlemug.

douche nozzle

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.
by Fancay November 20, 2015
mugGet the douche nozzlemug.

fob nozzle

A word you use when you are in a Christan Minecraft server and someone is being a dick
Stop taking my diamonds you fob nozzle
by A fa May 5, 2018
mugGet the fob nozzlemug.

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