Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

by Harry pubes July 24, 2021

Norty Mush

Norty Mush means you are a crackhead or your a bit special x

Haaaaa norty mush

by Speed ball Chicken head October 14, 2019

Mush Bug

A term of endearment my boyfriend called me after I sent him a picture of us kissing and he declared I was too mushy.

“You’re too mushy, you’re a mush bug.”

by Shyonecs October 30, 2019

Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy

John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 13, 2022

Mushing Bodies

1. Spending a lazy day off of work cuddling with your loved one on the sofa.

2. Spooning

3. Sharing Body Heat

4. Bumpin' Uglies

5. Smashing

Synonyms: Smushing

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The cold winter came. We were mushing bodies to keep warm.

by Ecue December 31, 2011

Tush mush

A thick diarrhea that sticks to your tush cheeks

Bro that brownie sundae gave me crazy tush mush

by fahkyoo November 22, 2018