Yummy mummy puppy

a woman married to a rich man, having his children. shopping all day, looking supurbly dressed, go for beauty sessions in the mornings and have the unfortunate job of taking care of her children after school

"I did not have time for my manicure today, the school came out earlier"

"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"

by Jealous Tomboy January 19, 2012

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your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl September 03, 2008

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mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 09, 2016

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mummy flaps up your slah

The ultimate rizzler comeback

David:(try’s to rizz)
You:mummy flaps up your slah
David:*dies*

by Trippy_lfe June 05, 2023

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hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy

a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)

i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar

by connor holling October 02, 2019

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