Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022
Get the Garlic knotsmug. when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis
by mega ultra super dick king May 2, 2021
Get the garlic cockmug. Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
Get the Garlic Buttermug. 1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022
Get the Garlic Breadmug. daniel:
daniel is a soda, sofa, and garlic mixed into one. an alternative name for daniel is daniela as well. daniel often has man moments and lives under a rock. you can ask him if he knows what spongebob is and he’ll have no idea. he also wears unnecessary baggy pants that are to baggy, for the word baggy. daniel also lives in an orange
daniel is a soda, sofa, and garlic mixed into one. an alternative name for daniel is daniela as well. daniel often has man moments and lives under a rock. you can ask him if he knows what spongebob is and he’ll have no idea. he also wears unnecessary baggy pants that are to baggy, for the word baggy. daniel also lives in an orange
by danielstinks123 September 5, 2021
Get the daniel soda garlicmug. by alf6969 October 24, 2023
Get the garlic breadmug. A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid
by TJ200407 May 30, 2023
Get the Garlic Joemug.