Fucking the chicken

a random, inexplicably out of place rant.

John: Hey, Fred...did you understand what Professor Smith was talking about in class today?... Read More

Fred: Not a word. He was totally 'Fucking the chicken' on that one.

Fucking the chicken by Matt Camein September 19, 2009

fucking the dog 

screwing the pooch. giving the dog a bone.

From the movie "Sid and Nancy":

SID: "I was so bored once, I fucked a dog."

fucking the dog by gonzo raul June 14, 2004

Fucking the Dog 

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

Fucking the Dog by jaakkmeehoff January 8, 2020

Fucking the horse 

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone

“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”

Fucking the horse by J Facts October 4, 2022

what in the actual fucking hell is that 

When your gf is trying to see your dick

Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

what in the actual fucking hell is that by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

fucking the frog 

you lay down on the grown and have you r girl go in the frog stance on you dick there she will go up and down on you dick while you fuck her

she did this for three days and i croked

fucking the frog by ddr August 30, 2005

fucking the dog 

while playing golf, hacking away in the rough or sand

What are you doing in the sand Richie?

"Fucking the dog"

fucking the dog by rcrowe August 10, 2007