A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
Get the Barbermug. The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.
by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022
Get the Barberismmug. Best person in the whole wide world, she is so hot that nobody can even contain the level of hotness, every time she looks at anyone they melt instantly, she is so funny and smart and she is dating Dylan o brien. So her new name is Emily o brien
by Hotemmy September 13, 2020
Get the Emily rose barbermug. Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
by Race relations October 31, 2025
Get the Barber Storiesmug. by Lee Kick March 24, 2021
Get the Barber's Polemug. A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
by Hezik November 19, 2022
Get the God Barbermug. When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
Get the Bloody Public Barbermug.