When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.
by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019

An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.
Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014

The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012

To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.
Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!
or
Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!
or
Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!
by xSamxYeahx December 20, 2010

The act of purposely misspelling words even though your phone auto corrects it for you just for the sake of showing how uneducated you can be
Why does this bitch keep ghetto texting me. I don't even know what this mean, I'm white. "I wuz hoping u wuld pik meh up lata kk bi :)"
by PooPooFaceMcgee August 28, 2011

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.
Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.
by PohTayToez July 13, 2009

Where text messages go when they become delayed for unknown reasons. Usually the source of great frustration when they arrive many hours late.
1. I was hook up with that girl but my messages were getting trapped in text limbo.
2. Eric's messages got out of text limbo at 5am and woke me up.
2. Eric's messages got out of text limbo at 5am and woke me up.
by Tsombie January 18, 2009
