An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.
Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014
Get the text grenademug. When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.
Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"
Guy 2 - "Work son"
Guy 2 - "Work son"
by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011
Get the Mitty Textmug. by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007
Get the text-tosteronemug. To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.
Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!
or
Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!
or
Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!
by xSamxYeahx December 20, 2010
Get the Fake-A-Textmug. The act of purposely misspelling words even though your phone auto corrects it for you just for the sake of showing how uneducated you can be
Why does this bitch keep ghetto texting me. I don't even know what this mean, I'm white. "I wuz hoping u wuld pik meh up lata kk bi :)"
by PooPooFaceMcgee August 28, 2011
Get the Ghetto Textingmug. A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.
Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.
by PohTayToez July 13, 2009
Get the whisper textmug. Making out or kissing through text messaging, used to indicate what you would do. EG, if you type *kisses lightly*, the response from your gf or gf might be *deepens kiss*
Commonly used between courting teens and flirtatious couples. See also Texting Out
Commonly used between courting teens and flirtatious couples. See also Texting Out
Texting Out example
Amber: *kisses lightly*
Sam: *deepens kiss*
Amber *wraps arms around you*
you get the picture.
Amber: *kisses lightly*
Sam: *deepens kiss*
Amber *wraps arms around you*
you get the picture.
by ChillyPillz November 19, 2010
Get the Texting Outmug.