Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

stripper patrick

Stripper patrick is a seggsy patrick with his fishnets and high heels anyone in bikini bottom would die for him. He walks like a model and talks like a model and is a model PERIODT.

PERSON 1: omg who is that

PERSON 2: stripper patrick

by Urlocalhoebitch March 22, 2021

Stripper money

when you have an ungodly amount of ones in your wallet to be considered normal

1: bro, so i was giving rebecca change
2: and?
3: i got a peek in her wallet, she got Stripper money

by Capital Jupiter March 23, 2022

Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5

Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.

by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023

stripper dent

A stripper thats been pounded in the ass so many times, she actually has a round dent on dat ass!

I ain't makin it rain on her she's got a stripper dent.

by RatFink1 July 29, 2009

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

by <3Weed October 19, 2009