spiderman thread

Spiderman threads are pretty much the best thing ever. The definition is self-explanatory.

Y'all niggas postin' in a spiderman thread?

by TheInglesidePimp February 5, 2012

Spiderman Ass

The act of laying on the back on a flat surface preferably the ground so that the anal region is pointing toward the target human. The human in which is committing the act will then roll his or her undergarments cinematically upward slowly to at last reveal their entire anal region to the target in the same fashion spiderman rolls down his mask in the Spiderman kissing scene with MJ. (prefered to be done with spiderman boxers)

I proudly presented my spiderman ass to mary jane as she stared shockingly into my hairy brown eye.

by Peter Russo July 3, 2007

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.

After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 12, 2016

Ginger Spiderman

The act of jizzing in one's hand and flinging into a ginger's face!

I just went Ginger Spiderman in your face dawg!

by Lawless123 January 30, 2009

Spiderman that hoe

When you're fucking your gurl and then you cum in your hand and throw it in her face.

We don't superman no more, we just spiderman that hoe🤘🏻

by therealdeky March 10, 2017

spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.

chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands

by Nick54 November 12, 2006

Spokane Spiderman

When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.

Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman

by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019