When you insert a rod of tinfoil in your urethra, and proceed to insert your erect penis in a microwave.
Dude, after I lost that bet with Cassie she made me do a spark plug. I accidently set an African orphanage on fire.
by sdascoli October 12, 2017
Attractive female: I'm thinking about having a shower.
Typical male: That's what I think about when I spark off.
Typical male: That's what I think about when I spark off.
by ElCreepo August 28, 2011
"Honey, I gotta go buy some spark plugs...."
(Before sex...)"Honey, let me take out my plug first! "
(Before sex...)"Honey, let me take out my plug first! "
by Crickett6969 June 15, 2008
American Idol's way of showing they're not racist by allowing an underachieving contestant win their show, only because she is black. Another thing, the lyrics of her songs do NOT fit her appearance whatsoever.
American Idol and record producers think America is going to realistically believe that a girl that looks like her is EVER going to turn down, let alone be with the guy in her "tattoo" video. No one is not buying it, and obviously no one is buying her music because her debut CD peaked at number 10 on the charts and sold a whopping 892,000 CDS. More CD's than I will ever sell. But then again, I didn't "win" American Idol.
Not only does the music industry push her because of her skin color. Her vocal range is as flat as Paris Hilton in the song "No Air."
I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand her as long as the 15 minutes she is around for. I do wish her all the success in the world and I'm totally glad she won American Idol and all, but she just doesn't cut it for me.
Only thing going for her is she is the daughter of an ex-New York Giants player back in their shitty days in the mid-late 90's
American Idol and record producers think America is going to realistically believe that a girl that looks like her is EVER going to turn down, let alone be with the guy in her "tattoo" video. No one is not buying it, and obviously no one is buying her music because her debut CD peaked at number 10 on the charts and sold a whopping 892,000 CDS. More CD's than I will ever sell. But then again, I didn't "win" American Idol.
Not only does the music industry push her because of her skin color. Her vocal range is as flat as Paris Hilton in the song "No Air."
I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand her as long as the 15 minutes she is around for. I do wish her all the success in the world and I'm totally glad she won American Idol and all, but she just doesn't cut it for me.
Only thing going for her is she is the daughter of an ex-New York Giants player back in their shitty days in the mid-late 90's
Even though I'm not shallow. I know the difference between Carrie Underwood and the 6 foot juggernaut Jordin Sparks telling me I have to take "One Step At a time" to be with her.
by ryu lee September 02, 2008
by 15362 November 26, 2007
When a person has such nerve that their imaginary testicles are so large they are actually dragging on the ground producing sparks.
by Freda Peeple January 16, 2012
When you get flamed and are visibly rattled.
The fake action of starting a lighter is used when you see someone get "sparked up".
The fake action of starting a lighter is used when you see someone get "sparked up".
by coos12098 April 23, 2016