carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017

White snail

Cumming on a girls belly (or multiple girls) and using it as a slip-and-slide.

Jerry: " yea, me and my girlfriends did the white snail yesterday!"
Owen: "noice roice!"

by InsanityUB June 9, 2017

snail jail

where you go when you fuck up

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."

by mailksnail October 9, 2016

snail bob

The best game ever (don't believe me? google it)

Snail Bob is the bestest game ever!

by ZettaWith3Teees October 27, 2020

Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating

A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny

by 4Chump March 20, 2021

snail lamp

The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date

Snail lamp my beloved

by notyourgf April 20, 2021

snail snatcher

A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.

"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"

by IDrinkAndKnowThings August 4, 2023