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Gods brother to the Irish! The Scottish and Irish kick all ass and if you have a problem with that fuck off!
The Scottish do NOT always wear Kilts!
by AE broadway August 3, 2007
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Scottish Rug Burn

What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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scottish football

the most entertaining , exciting and competitive league in football
by yolomateymoo February 16, 2013
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Scottish Juice

"Look at that Scottish Juice..."
"Sweet Scottish Juice..."

lovely and sweet.
by Skib-a -de-do September 16, 2008
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Scottish

People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish and who live and/or come from Scotland.
Its a Nationality not a Stereotype.

Most of Scots don't wear Kilts. Kilts are a Scottish tradition and are sometimes worn in weddings and shows such as a Ceilidh etc. Hardly ever as general use.

Haggis is ate as a remembrance of Robert Burns ate on the 25th Of Febuary. And Whiskey is a drink from Scotland but it drunk all over the world.
The man next door is Scottish
by Niyko August 18, 2005
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Scottish Hibernation

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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