Schrödinger's Gender

A term used to describe a character that is never referred to as he or she, but isn't confirmed to be non-binary, and thus only becomes one of the 3 when one observes them

Dude: Bro I love Frisk she's so cool
Bro: Dude
Dude: ?
Bro: Frisk is Schrödinger's Gender bro
Dude: Oooooh

by meowlmygoat November 2, 2025

Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"

by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021

Schrödinger's Done

When a piece of software is considered complete until Karen from accounting comes up with some new stupid shit

Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for

Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time

by nuggubuggu September 12, 2024

Schrödinger's Rickroll

When you see a link, and you are SURE that it's a Rickroll, but you won't know if you don't click. It is a Rickroll, and it's not at the same time

This is a fucking Schrödinger's Rickroll. It might be a rickroll. But it might not be. Gotta click.

by Zzdots March 16, 2025

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022

Schrödinger

A big cock

Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.

by theblueytimes November 26, 2024

Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will completely whore themself out, but only for one person.

Girl: “I would be a whore for you and you only.”
Guy: “What are you, Schrödinger’s Whore?”

by MF Star Boy May 23, 2022