Gas Wasser Scheiße

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Gas Wasser Scheiße ist ein korrupter Saftladen.

by Cabbagewank June 28, 2021

Schit

A douche muffin; in simpler terms, for those who are brain fucks, it is a person who has the traits of both a douche bag and a squirrel muffin. Can also refer to any pictures of stick people participating in a gay orgy while toothless pirate whores drink a beaker of their own vomit, diarhea, vagina juice, and old contact lenses; also depicted, usually behind the whores are two fat warthogs having doggy sex while being simultaniously lit on fire by a giant talking penis

Big Bird, who is a very sick fucker, often draws kids he meets as the stick figured in his schit; thus he is a big schit

by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008

schettino

1. verb: To flee without any consideration, dignity, grace or seeming self-respect, particularly from a catastrophic or embarrassing occurrence, with only one's own personal interests at stake.

2. noun: A derogatory term for a person or individual who possesses the unlikable characteristics of someone engaged in schettinoing.

1. Verb: I got caught kicking that girl-scout in the vagina because she wouldn't give me a cookie, so I Schettinoed out of there!

2. Verb: Rupert Murdoch can schettino like no other. Did you see him schettino out of that News of the World scandal? There are rats who could learn a thing or two from that man!

3. Noun: For Christ's sake Dick, stop being a Schettino, and let's get this man to a hospital. I'm sure they'll believe you when you say it was a hunting accident.

by Algernon Misanthrope February 5, 2012

Schettino

(n.) someone that is so cowardly and weak that every person on the planet instantly hates them

-based upon the captain of the cruise ship that jumped on a life boat and left the passengers to die when he crashed his ship into the aground.

Mike pulled a Schettino when he used his infant son as a human shield.

Janet pulled a Schettino when she sold her daughter to a pedophile so she could get some money for crack.

Sean proved himself to be a big Schettino when he left his children to die in his burning house.

by poliscipundit February 5, 2012

Du essen die scheiße

"Du essen die scheiße" A german term, in direct translation you eat that shit, often used as a sexual inuendo

or

A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"

or

A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication

e.g. vassi totaly essen die scheiße

e.g. -What did you get for question 3a?
-Du essen die scheiße!

by cl20 June 3, 2009

Scheetz

Hey..this is branson. I would just like to say that premature ejaculation is perfectly fine.I mean c'mon, everyone has there flaws.Atleast david has the ball hair to admit it.But seriously..I herd his hairy ass did OXY in St. Louis.

Cheese Penis..HEHEHEHEHE

by Branson Billings April 8, 2003

schettino

Synonym for pussy, coward, or wuss, esp. a coward with the characteristics of a douchebag.

You're the captain of the ship! Don't be such a schettino--get back on board and help rescue people!

by Mayor of Awesometown January 31, 2012