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Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.
After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
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BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024
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The Flying Saucer

When a man bends over and the female knees him in the ass so hard the shit flys out of their mouth.
“wow you kneed me so hard in the ass, you almost gave me The Flying Saucer.”
by gloryholelicker99 January 14, 2026
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