rubber fucking

It is when you have a rubber dildo and you ram it up your booty hole for your pleasurable needs.

Marcy: "I'm gonna rubber fuck a chicken."

Todd: "Bruh I was rubber fucking that girl all night bro."

Felecia: "Guuurrrrrrlllllll that guy todd rubber fucked me all night."

Paul: "I like to rubber fuck myself every night."

by FUCK ME IN THE ASS OML April 10, 2017

Rubber Dog

New slang for using a condom.

Hey man don't forget to rubber dog that dick!

by CaptainIreland October 20, 2009

Rubber Brownie

When a guy takes a poo in a condom and fuck's his girl/guy with it.

Man: Bae wanna try the Rubber Brownie tonight?
Woman: The fuck is the Rubber Brownie Ben!?
Man: Basically I shit in a condom and then fuck you with it...
Woman: EW!! WTF YOU SICK BASTARD THE WEDDING IS OFF!!

by Phenis Star April 29, 2016

rubber faucet

an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.

He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!

by BJill69 January 25, 2011

Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.

Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.

by Jeb Jeb Binks March 06, 2013

Rubber Mallet

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

by Megaflea February 10, 2011

rubber knife

Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection.

"I got fall down drunk last night on Gin and rubber knifed my best friends fiance". "My girlfriend is pissed at me cause I rubber knifed her last night"

by Jeremy Maddox December 22, 2007