The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
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Pronunciation: ri-'koit-ed
Etymology: re- + coitus (to have sexual relations)
1 a : to make return for with sex: REPAY (with sex) b : to make retaliation for with sex: AVENGE (with sex)
2 : to make suitable return to for a declaration of love by means of sexual relations
see: unrecoited
Etymology: re- + coitus (to have sexual relations)
1 a : to make return for with sex: REPAY (with sex) b : to make retaliation for with sex: AVENGE (with sex)
2 : to make suitable return to for a declaration of love by means of sexual relations
see: unrecoited
After months of flirting, Deborah and Chastity's love was finally recoited after a romantic dinner and two bottles of wine.
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Cameron was showing JT this awesome video but JT didn't like it all, Cameron had total recommendation regret.
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