Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die

by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 11, 2020

Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.

"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"

by dablackfox March 27, 2015

Potato

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.

I'm not cute I'm a potato.

by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

Potato

The bestest thing in all existence!

"Dude that car is so potato"

by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019

Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.

For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...

by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016