Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019

potatoable

Adj. A description of one who is adorable while also retaining potato-like qualities.

Jo is so potatoable, it's hard to believe she has a boyfriend who is hella hot.

by Jo29 July 4, 2016

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

That’s potatoes

1. A generalized term of approval or agreement. Syn. "hell yeah" or "I know that’s right" or "period".

2. An expression of disbelief or disgust. Syn. “That’s ick”

She looks crusty today. Mmm that’s potatoes.

by LL Cool Jones March 6, 2023

Potato

The food of the gods

Potato
Oof

by Potato frog need oof March 22, 2019

Potato

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.

I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.

by MangMang April 11, 2015