Peruvian bubbleshake

When you fill your mouth with spit and sinus juices, swish it around, and spit it in her pussy full throttle like a llama

I gave her a Peruvian bubbleshake and she wanted to marry me

by Yessir,yessir July 23, 2019

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian guilty

What Barranca and Satipo would have been despite any claims of innocence they might have expressed.

If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.

"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"

by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024

Peruvian Snowblower

When you put coke in a strippers ass hole and she farts it up your nose.

You ever had a Peruvian snowblower? Shit is crazy..

by SpicyGingerB March 19, 2023

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Peruvian Touchscreen

When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.

Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!

by xzetaprobe March 2, 2017