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peanut butter on your umbrella 

a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed
her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.

Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way

A classic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich made using any kind of long bread, typically a whole baguette. These can either be cut up and shared it they can be eaten whole as a simple guilty pleasure.
"Damn I'm feeling hungry, might go for a Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way."

Peanut Butter Boy/Girl 

1.) A Mixed/Mulatto person.

2.) A blend of any two races.
1.) I only flux with peanut butter boy/girls.

2.) Damn, check that peanut butter chicks butt.

3.) Peanut butter dudes have good taste.

Peanut Butter Wonder 

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.
Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
Peanut Butter Wonder by C_W November 2, 2007

Peanut butter soldier  

YO you peanut butter soldier why are you wearing your turfs at a party, again?

Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks

Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
Peanut butter soldier by K.GOMEZ October 21, 2008

Peanut Butter Session 

The act of spreading peanut butter across one's genitals so that a dog may lick it off and simultaneously create sensation and arousal.
My roommates weren't home the other day so I took the opportunity to have a peanut butter session with Rufus.