Christina: " OMG LOOK *points at something blue and yellow" MINIONNNNSSS"
me: "MINIOOOOOOOOOONS" minions
me: "MINIOOOOOOOOOONS" minions
by andeiwei%^ July 23, 2022
Get the minionsmug. Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
by Communizm April 5, 2017
Get the sesh minionmug. Minion Cult is a Group on a lot of social media websites with the members' profile pictures showing a man in a minion suit holdibg a glowing sphere. I have also joined the minion cult.
by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 16, 2022
Get the Minion Cultmug. 
An agreeable loyalist friend who has no idea what he's talking about defending a buddy of his, no matter how bad or wrong the guy is or isn't
by Mark Succ August 21, 2021
Get the Minionmug. Minion Fit is an outfit that resembles a minion. Usually yellow shirt, jeans overalls, black shoes, and glasses. Elio Menegolla, Steve Carrel, and Sandra Bullock are commonly seen in a Minion Fit. Minion Fit users usually listen to popular artist Denzel Curry, as Steve Carell and Elio Menegolla really like Denzel Curry.
Steve: "Yo is Elio rockin' the Minion Fit to the party tonight?" Sandra: "Nahh bro, he wore it to work today already."
Sandra: "That's such a cool outfit Steve Carell!!!" Steve Carell: "Thanks Sandra, this is my Minion Fit"
Sandra: "That's such a cool outfit Steve Carell!!!" Steve Carell: "Thanks Sandra, this is my Minion Fit"
by tacticaltunic April 4, 2025
Get the Minion Fitmug. what race is yellow and in what place in this world is everything made due to child slavery, CHINA!!!
minions are CHINESE children!
by Mr_Impatient December 29, 2021
Get the Minionsmug.