Massachusetts fish

A fish dinner served on a platter sauteed in Sam Adams Boston lager with a side of PUSS

Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!

by Jrodguy October 23, 2017

Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

Hull, Massachusetts

The ghetto of Boston's South shore. Whitest town ever too. Don't go here, a poor white dude will mug you. Sports suck too

Person a:Did you hear about that serial killer from Hull, Massachusetts?
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.

by xxxGigachad69420 April 16, 2023

massachusetts

Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important

"That Rachel girl is such a Mary Sue but, it makes sense because she's from massachusetts.

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Massachusetts

One of the worst states to live in

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the weather down in Massachusetts recently??
Person 2: Yeah, I live here and I wish I didn't.

by CharvelStar December 11, 2022

Massachusetts

The epitome of NINJAGO city

RUN AWAY FROM MASSACHUSETTS, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

by Bruh chungus November 8, 2020

Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic

by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021