A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.
Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.
Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go
Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go
by Droptimus_rime October 8, 2022
Get the Massachusetts rulesmug. When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.
"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".
by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018
Get the massachusetts mustachemug. Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
Get the Massachusetts Toastmug. The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it
Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic
by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021
Get the Massachusetts Red Watermug. The ghetto of Boston's South shore. Whitest town ever too. Don't go here, a poor white dude will mug you. Sports suck too
Person a:Did you hear about that serial killer from Hull, Massachusetts?
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.
by xxxGigachad69420 April 16, 2023
Get the Hull, Massachusettsmug. Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
Get the massachusettsmug. When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025
Get the Massachusetts Wafflemug.