by ksiwannabe September 30, 2020
Get the Marleymug. Dating back to 1760 a genetic marvel would accrue where males under the man Marley would be born with a higher intelligence than a regular homosapien, more hardened muscles and a gigantic pair of testicles and large penis, (scientifically proven to be on average 12 to 18 cm larger than other homosapiens not called Marley). They are also known to be rather rich however due to there impeccable intelligence they would rather save there money for the future or donate it to close companions rather than spending it all for themselves. A rival to the Marley is the Mathew (noted: not to be confused with the Matthew) any Mathew within the area of a Marley will trigger the Marley to act out in violent spurs of rage, especially if the said Mathew is above 5ft 2, However apart from this the Marley is rather docile and will not bother to harm any others he deems weaker than themselves.
by WGR3Q5HE54R November 23, 2021
Get the Marleymug. by 14BBT0090 December 4, 2017
Get the Marley breathmug. Probably the most funniest and sweetest Guy, that anyone could ever meet.
Makes the best remarks and is capable to having a long and interesting conversation with.
Marley is an amazing friend to have, or just someone to know and be on good terms with..
They're worth the time and effort that anyone can give. No matter what he might say
about himself, he can be attractive, smart and a good-people person.
He can be much more interesting, the more you talk to him especially. Down to earth,
considerate and patient, he'd make an amazing and trustworthy Lover. Not someone
to easily toss or forget, he'll somehow make you feel a way that no one else can or
do something to leave an ever-lasting and wonderful impression.
Makes the best remarks and is capable to having a long and interesting conversation with.
Marley is an amazing friend to have, or just someone to know and be on good terms with..
They're worth the time and effort that anyone can give. No matter what he might say
about himself, he can be attractive, smart and a good-people person.
He can be much more interesting, the more you talk to him especially. Down to earth,
considerate and patient, he'd make an amazing and trustworthy Lover. Not someone
to easily toss or forget, he'll somehow make you feel a way that no one else can or
do something to leave an ever-lasting and wonderful impression.
Marley's more perfect than what he or anyone else could say.
He's more important than you could possibly think.
He's more important than you could possibly think.
by An extra hat April 11, 2021
Get the Marleymug. Marley is a kind and shy girl and very very pretty, she would know if somebody likes her, and right now she thinks that a guy name Francis Ramirez like her.
by CVfbfhfh June 1, 2018
Get the Marleymug. A Marley is one of the greatest friend you could ever have in your life. She has gorgeus blonde/brunnette hair with beautiful eyes with splashes of colours. She is always there for someone that she loves and puts a friends life before her own. She can be sassy and might be unhappy sometimes but you will always have fun with her. She loves to dance espacially with just dance from youtube and plays minecraft a lot. Some people like close friends will give their family time up to spend time with her. She is one of the greatest people ever and deserves a lot. Marley always boosts your mood no matter what. She also loves to bake and sometimes things may catch on fire or never work out but that's the fun part about it. I can't imagine a life without a Marley. They truley change you and save you.
by skener October 27, 2020
Get the Marleymug. Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Get the Bob Marleymug.