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You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
by starofdestiny October 14, 2009
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National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.
It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss
by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021
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Venezuelan Make-Out

Making out naked in a car and getting arrested by a Venezuelan cop.
Oscar got arrested while performing the Venezuelan Make-Out after the Quinces.
by chicanery1173 February 16, 2025
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Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's
Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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tom and jake making out

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023
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National make out with Coleson day

A day we all just sit down and make out with Coleson.
Oh man! It’s national make out with coleson day! I can’t wait to smack my lips against his.
by Coleson lover 420 April 18, 2023
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