You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Make-Out Month

Make-Out month also know as MKM.

In the month of January you can make out with every male/female without them getting mad

"dude i just maked out with megan"
"won't she get mad?"
"no she cant its Make-Out Month

by Mister_know_it_all January 12, 2020

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.

It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss

by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021

Venezuelan Make-Out

Making out naked in a car and getting arrested by a Venezuelan cop.

Oscar got arrested while performing the Venezuelan Make-Out after the Quinces.

by chicanery1173 February 16, 2025

tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023