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You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
by starofdestiny October 14, 2009
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National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.
It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss
by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021
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tom and jake making out

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023
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Venezuelan Make-Out

Making out naked in a car and getting arrested by a Venezuelan cop.
Oscar got arrested while performing the Venezuelan Make-Out after the Quinces.
by chicanery1173 February 16, 2025
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National Make out day

On The Day April 14, People Just get to make out. Have Fun
Holy Shit, Its National Make Out Day, Im Gonna Make out with my wall
by Jeff Motherlord May 25, 2018
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National Make Out Day

November 8 where you make out with your significant other especially if y’all haven’t
by That Dude 69 November 7, 2019
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