goat-ass latte

(GAL, for short) a caffeinated beverage consisting of espresso, steamed milk, and a dab of milk froth, considered "goat ass" as the coffee bean is over-extracted or stale, reminiscent of the hind quarters of a certain four-legged creature. See also McDonald's McCafe.
Damn Gina, french kissing you sure has been ruined by that goat-ass latte I guzzled this morning.
by hellvitcachild April 08, 2010
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What unique English teachers call it when your voice goes up at the end of a sentence that wasn’t a question.
Oh, Ethan you used Pumpkin Spice Latte Inflection again. *Snickers, then Says* I would like a Large one this time.
by AD/Strength/Special Teams December 17, 2019
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quad venti non-fat latte

A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? July 20, 2008
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quad venti non-fat latte

A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
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Found in an audio sent from on friend to 3 others . From that day one they wouldn't stop laughing about it , they kept sending the audio over and over and putting it om their status. If you say the words quickly , you sound like Ling Ling from Certified Sampson's channel
by Salana July 10, 2019
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2 latte twittee

1. An attention seeking whore who retweets sexual gif's and spells all of her tweets wrong so that she can have a small conversation with the person who is dumb enough to fall for her trick and correct her
2. Any bitch that asks for Starbucks over twitter
Jennifer is such a 2 latte twittee
by Vin¢ January 18, 2016
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Latte-ish

Definition (noun):
A luxurious, dessert-flavored coffee drink crafted to mimic the indulgence of your favorite sweet treats but without the guilt. Typically made with a non-dairy and lactose-free creamer with flavored ingredients manufactured by Drip Queen Coffee.
The coffee you drink when you’re ready to upgrade from a basic latte to something royalty-worthy, like Drip Queen Coffee’s signature line.

Definition (adjective):
Describing a coffee drink that’s creamy, dreamy, and unapologetically indulgent, yet somehow lighter and more health-conscious.
The energy of being extra without trying too hard—like ordering Red Velvet Cheesecake coffee while everyone else is still stuck on pumpkin spice.

Fun Fact:
Rumor has it, if you drink a Latte-ish, you automatically level up in the game of life. It’s coffee, dessert, and self-care rolled into one. Try it, and you’ll understand.

Pro Tip:
If your coffee doesn’t make you feel like royalty, it’s not Latte-ish enough.
“I wasn’t ready for how good Red Velvet Cheesecake Latte-ish tasted. It’s like dessert in a cup, but better!”
“Forget basic lattes—I’m feeling Latte-ish today!”
“Enjoy Latte-ish Coffee with No Dairy Air.”
by DripQueenCoffee December 19, 2024
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