emoji lag

When texting, the feeling from emoji searching, taking too long.

Sometimes I suffer from emoji lag, when my text takes too long to compose, because I can't locate the right emoji. Emoji lag is kind of like jet lag, when text and graphic can't be combined fast enough to not feel out of sync.

by arbordwell May 18, 2015

class lag

the effects of lost sleep due to school starting before you can finish getting all of your sleep (usually on mondays)

hey u look tired

yea, i was at a party till four nd i had to wake up at six for school

hey! thats class lag

by mesoosleepy April 17, 2010

Lunch Lag

The sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch

That large chip cob was a mistake. Get me some caffeine before the Lunch Lag kicks in

by l00k November 3, 2007

Lag Race

Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.

I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.

by Moonpie225 March 14, 2012

John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"

"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"

by H0t J0n June 26, 2008

lag armor

In a video game, specifically First Person Shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. The lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage

Goddamnit! I keep getting pwned by this fag with his lag armor! He must be on a Running Roit! Fuck!

by DoesntLikeGears March 25, 2009

Pub Lag

Similar to "Jet Lag" where hours are displaced and adaptation is required to deal with diametrically different time zones.

"Pub Lag" results from a total immersion in various ales and lagers and requires a similar mental and physical adaptation to the lapse of both real time and the enjoyment of the experience.

Oh my god, after that bar crawl I am suffering from some serious Pub Lag. I'm still laughing about Ted wearing that shooting sleeve to play beer pong, and I just woke up for breakfast and it's 8 pm!

by capn emptyhead June 2, 2010