Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

by Skib Toilet bruv August 24, 2023

Jerky

Calling someone a JERK! But in a nice way!

Jerky: I hate you!
Not jerky: Stop being such a JERKY

by Coolio personnn November 25, 2020

Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.

Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.

by Milkmanluv February 06, 2018

Cock jerky

Slang for old man dick

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky

by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017

Boozy Jerky

Mediocre handjob while rocking whiskey dick.

After a night out with the boys my girl gave me a boozy jerky.

by GlizzyD September 01, 2022

Beef Jerky

Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.

One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.

by DirtyVics March 27, 2023