jan jaap

Is a faggot, also like children

Hey that guy stole his child, me must be a jan jaap!

by dangerous ninja September 17, 2017

jan 16

This day we hugged a girl named Sarah just do it.

You: *hugs*
Sarah: why’d you hugged me? Oh wait is it Jan 16 nvm

by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021

Jan Pieter

The sexiest middle name in the world. Part of a long line of traditional Jan Pieters, this dutch name originates from some part of the Netherlands. Dutch country, not to be confused with the Deutshland, which is Germany. The owner of this middle name is typically a cancer surivor, 6'5 and a very loving, good looking individual. He wears ray ban glasses and has a sweet side.

Jan Pieter me all night long/

by high jai November 20, 2010

jan 20

The best day of the year so you can go and jump from a bridge

I'm born on Jan 20

by KKaattyy February 17, 2020

Jan 10

this is a national day a dumb bitch who's mentally unstable is born. this dumb bitch hasanger issues and can't control herself and actually has problems that can't be fixed. the person needs canceling.

Damn bruh that bitch was born Jan 10, her mind unstabled

by ourrtttt October 16, 2019

Jan 31

National slap ass day

Today is Jan 31 ,slap ass day

by Goatt55k January 25, 2023

Willem-Jan

Wiljan is the abbreviation of Willem-Jan. The term Wiljan is most used in ways do describe a failure of some kind.
They tend to have a cryptic sense of humor and never apologizes for anything cause he cannot do anything wrong.

A: "I'm didn't pass my math exam"
B: "You are such a Willem-Jan"

by Mizumeister June 15, 2020