Invisible Charges

Noun. A misdemeanor or felony that a person puts on you that you didn't actually committ because they are mad or whatever reason. The charges are invisible like a ghost because they are not really there!

Man1: "What you in here for?"

Man2: "Man this bitch got me locked up on these invisible charges!"

by ToulaWeedie August 2, 2010

Invisible Flounder

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.

I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.

by tunner July 13, 2007

Invisible PunchBuggy

A reason to hit somebody when you fart. When you pass gas say "Invisible PunchBuggy" and punch someone as you would in a normal punchbuggy.

*fart*
Haha invisible punchbuggy!
*punch*
Ow!!

by manicpanicd July 23, 2008

Invisible Path

A Buddhist concept denoting the path a person needs to move on to reach Truth.

Urbanites today remain unhappy despite material success so look for the invisible path without even realizing it!

by Deepi Deep Inder April 9, 2009

invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.

Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair

by LoreaFendiDiamond May 17, 2014

Invisible

When you cannot see something or someone

Max and Leo
Max: I can't see you Leo where did you go
Leo: I'm invisible you can't see me

by Cherry muffin July 27, 2016

Invisible chair

When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out

"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"

by daka daka bill$ July 27, 2016