A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
Get the Federal state viral respiratory infectionmug. Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronxmug. While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
by Vice420 August 20, 2020
Get the Danish Ear Infectionmug. An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
Get the Codje infectionmug. A infection in which somebody listens to to much Kanye West music. The symptoms are diarrhea, sweaty feet, Tik Tok dances, peeing blood, and death
I've listened to Homecoming to much and I peed blood in the shower last night. I think I have a Kanyeast Infection.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 30, 2020
Get the Kanyeast Infectionmug. Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.
It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
Get the Yeast infectionmug. When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.
YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.
by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020
Get the Cap Infectionmug.