built drunk

being built drunk means that you have an odd shaped body. the way your built depends on how blown you are.
She’s built so drunk

Bro i’m ngl he’s built drunk
by MR.BLOWN October 26, 2023
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AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.
I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???
by QuacksO August 28, 2017
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bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
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A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.
Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024
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slim can built ahh body

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.
James: "Yo, Alejandro slim can built ahh body was tryna talk shit abt me bein fat."
Zoey: "AWWOGA."
by SlugFish June 02, 2022
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Hudson Built

Improbable of malfunction, needed before wanted
That server isnt working.
Well, its Hudson built, so you should check your code instead.

F#$%
by ChuckNastyies May 01, 2024
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Built like a Canine

A phrase used to describe a person who has a slim/skinny build accompanied by protruding collarbones akin to a dog.
"That guy Built like a Canine."
"Fax bro."
by OGJitmobile May 31, 2021
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