Carrying a coffin

To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.

I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...

by ImaginaryElephants August 21, 2016

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ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

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young coffin

an influential icon, believed to be an extraordinary specimen, an artist with a vast amount of universal knowledge, constantly diving in the elements of reality. Young coffin represents the teen angst and prosperity of this current generation and will live on spreading positive vibes n shit 24/7 lol.

i cant belive i just saw THE young coffin

by coughin October 16, 2019

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Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake

Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.

by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019

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coffin seller

Edward 40 hands except with sidewalk slammers.

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”

by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021

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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!