by CrazyBatLady9 January 18, 2018
A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
by Three in a Half Dawg June 02, 2012
One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.
Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.
by Lost in SHitlerland June 23, 2025
Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
by Rave patty August 02, 2011
Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle
by Fuk yo shi October 06, 2015
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by Jack frapper August 05, 2022