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goofy ahh monkey 

when some retard in yo teachers class says some goofy ahh shit about you to their teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀
jon is a goofy ahh monkey 💀💀

goofy goober 

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid
You're such a goofy goober
goofy goober by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010

Goofy Goober 

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH
Goofy Goober by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

Goofy ass hoe 

A bum ass dumb ass funny ass hoe a cunt ass hoe think she allat needs get her ass beat social media talker ugly as bitch lame ass bitch fuck ass bitch df 😂💯‼️
U a goofy ass hoe 👌😂💯‼️
Goofy ass hoe by True FactZ June 18, 2018

Goofy Older Brother Syndrome 

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"
"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man
Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.
goofy hoes by Itswoody April 3, 2017