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gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017
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Gerbil Dick

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 22, 2024
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Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer
by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018
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irking my gerbils

a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling
Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!
by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025
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Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.
I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
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feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'
"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."
by YouChubi October 23, 2008
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Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 13, 2020
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