by SimmyMatty December 3, 2018
Get the Mangy Gerbilmug. Gerbilsm is a small religion that dates back all the way to 326 B.C., It’s to believe that all the Gerbils will rise and take over the world. To do so the Gerbils will make underground tunnels that reach throughout every point of the world, and from then they will single handily slaughter every living human on the Earth.
Mark: “ Hey did you hear about the new guy that lives down the road? He believes in Gerbilsm.”
Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”
Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”
by UnknownGerbil96 September 7, 2020
Get the Gerbilismmug. a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling
by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025
Get the irking my gerbilsmug. by Prattasaurus Rex July 9, 2025
Get the Gerbiling It Upmug. Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
Get the Gerbil Glidingmug. Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021
Get the Gerbil Offendermug. Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
Get the Gerbil girdlemug.