The Fence

The fence is that little piece of skin that separates the the playground ( her vagina) from the dump (her anus)

I didn't know where to stick it so I rested it on the fence.

by Brian Mars December 15, 2008

Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.

Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"

by Sizemore December 3, 2005

on the fence

Someone who is unsure of their sexuality. Not sure if they are gay or straight--perhaps bisexual.

Billie Joe was on the fence on who she really liked--Sarah or John.

by RanDum November 4, 2003

fencelights

Used when a group of people are sneaking around outside in the dark, for example trying to steal something from someone's back yard or throw rocks at cars, and someone spots a person coming who is not of their group; they either yell FENCELIGHTS loudly as a warning and everybody runs like hell, or they can secretly whisper it or transmit it over 2 way radio so everyone can clear the area stealthily. Similar to the common "five-0" but is used to indicate someone who doesnt know what theyre looking for, such as an innocent passer-by. Used among people formerly and still of several Edmonton (Canada) area high schools.
Etymology- When us friends were going through some guys shed, when a car came we were in plain view and the only warning of this was car headlights shining off the fence; and from then on there and everywhere else it came to be known as Fencelights.

Fencelights!!!! Everybody get the fuck out!! (everyone runs to a safe spot)

by Big Bear Stalker June 17, 2004

Fence Hopper

Guys on one side of the fence and girls on the other side of the fence. Therefore someone who goes on either side of the fence at anytime. This is not a huge insult to being bisexual, better than being called other names.

A bisexual person.

Person 1: You're a bisexual...I'm going to call you a fence hopper.
Person 2: Okay, fine.

by thatwillneverbe March 6, 2009

Jumping the Fence

A phrase describing a particular person, place or thing as having good qualities.

The phrase itself is always written or said in the present tense.

1. One restaurant that is definately jumping the fence is Tommy Condon's Irish Pub.

2. Excuse me ladies, but you all are certainly jumping the fence tonight.

3. I had some Maryland-style crab cakes the other night and they were really jumping the fence.

by Troy Turner May 15, 2006

Fence-hanger

A bisexual person. A fence-hanger is a term that refers to a person who hangs on the proverbial fence - he or she is unable to pick a side on which to committ his or her sexuality, but rather stays near the fence (the middle).

That kid won't pick a side, he just keeps hangin onto the fence.

What a fence-hanger!

by soadfreak973 March 2, 2008