facebook

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.

person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.

by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011

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Facebook

A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.

Girl: "im so done with all this."

Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("

Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.

by e188 February 27, 2011

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FACEBOOK

a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...

dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.

by anki24 February 25, 2012

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Facebook

Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.

Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters

by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012

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Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.

Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.

by staggy11 November 18, 2011

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