man envy

when a man sees another man building/constructing something and becomes curious and jealous at the same time.

When a whole bunch of guys are standing around looking at and talking about what one of them is building. They guys all have man envy toward the one doing the constructing.

When you see a truck drive by with alot of lumber in the back, and wonder "what are they building"

by Mike Pacini July 7, 2008

Zenith envy

The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)

This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.

by ECML January 30, 2008

Bike Envy

When a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and lusts after another friend's newly purchased bike!

Car: I love my road bike!!
Kirk: CAR, I just bought a 2010 Giant TCR road bike, check it out!
CAR: oh! WONDERFUL! AWESOME! GREAT! *starting to feel bike envy*

by Car Sun- March 2, 2010

Sheenis Envy

Hating on the legendary Charlie Sheen, Being envious or jealous of someones Rock star lifestyle .

Friend: "Charlie Sheen has gone to far"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"

Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"

by Kededu April 4, 2011

Vagina Envy

When a man is envious of a woman's possession of a vagina; The opposite of penis envy

John just wanted to know what it felt like to have a vagina. He had vagina envy.

by Jiffem July 1, 2015

Elf Envy

Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.

My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.

by Legolass November 9, 2004

gender envy

when you want to be the8 from SEVENTEEN so much that u cry about it every day.

“Damn, look at The8, i want to be him so bad”
“Ikr, biggest gender envy ever !!”

by cocobuttflower January 22, 2021