1) I wrote a thesis on the Dorian Theory.
2) Did you hear Dorian Theory? They bring the mothafucikin awesome!
2) Did you hear Dorian Theory? They bring the mothafucikin awesome!
by Darwin Manfred III March 1, 2009
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They are also car enthusiasts and love woman with big asses and titties. A dorian totally didnt write this.
They are also car enthusiasts and love woman with big asses and titties. A dorian totally didnt write this.
Girl 1:Dorian Lasted all night, i want him to stick it in me tomorrow.
Girl 2: Who is this guy Dorian?
Girl 1: A guy with a massive penis.
Girl 2: Who is this guy Dorian?
Girl 1: A guy with a massive penis.
by BREATHTAKING NIBBA August 29, 2019
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by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012
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Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
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by ZP-36363 September 23, 2016
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by Daddy Dorito June 11, 2018
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by Emz maybe June 14, 2018
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