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Doorknob

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by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003
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doorknobbing

When somebody tries to pick out of a crowd who farted by calling doorknob and watching who flinches or rushes towards the door. The person who was successfully doorknobbed is beat to the ground by the doorknobber and surrounding friends. This method is very effective when one has a good idea who let loose the stink.
When Bob notices the smell of fart in the room, he suspects Jim. Bob calls doorknob at Jim while running at him with fist in air hoping that Jim will rush towards the doorknob thereby validating Bob's pummeling of Jim. The doorknobbing goes horribly wrong when Jim, who hadn't farted, bitches the whole night about the bruises on his arm, while Bob looks like a dick.
by LDD December 12, 2008
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A word shouted when an elder has been angered. Causing them to throw a doorknob at one's head. Also a replacment for "head's up" "look out" or "duck"
Class of noisy kids: *blah blah blah boys and ponies and hair and myspace.com blah blah*
Angered teacher:*throws doorknob*
student:DOORKNOB!!
*everyone ducks*
by OurGorship April 5, 2008
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fandom doorknob

The same as fandom bicycle, just a different meaning.
Ichigo is the Bleach fandom doorknob: everybody bangs him.
by sakurahinata January 21, 2008
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doorknob

his head is blinding me
by Squid March 23, 2005
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doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.
Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"
by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca March 12, 2011
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Doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014
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