DOGE Style

Pronounced in this instance DOE-GIE Style {dō-gē stī(-ə)l}

This is when the unofficial, non-government entity known as the "Department of Government Efficiency" comes into your workplace, bends you over your desk and fucks you out of your job and future.

"Did you hear what happened to Brad? He lost a job he's had for years. He got it 'DOGE Style' "
"Last week, these guys from some outfit called DOGE came in and fired me! They fucked me DOGE Style!"

by PhantomTechnician February 24, 2025

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Doge (dozhe)

Adj.: Idiotic or uncool, especially when done in an authoritarian or delusional manner.

Noun: An idiotic person who thinks, wrongly, that people respect them.

Doge (dozhe)

(Adj): The soccer coach insists that we wear our shirts tucked in for no reason. It’s so doge!

Adj: Look at that doge girl wearing her $500 shoes to the beach and making fish lips! She actually thinks we’re staring in admiration!

Noun: Lonnie is such a doge with his little badges.

by Barneycakes February 24, 2025

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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

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