The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021

show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

Sleep on one cushion

Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.

I can't sleep on one cushion.

by Wewmagma May 30, 2021

Belgian Whoopie Cushion

When a man farts into a woman's vagina while being a small spoon

My man Belgian Whoopie Cushioned me last night

by TheMattress May 26, 2025

Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024

Pushin’ the Cushion

Used in dirt track racing.

Used to describe someone who is racing their car on the top lane.

Dude, Brian Malcom was pushin’ the cushion last night at the track.

by Apoll0_ March 21, 2020