Criminalism

You cant go in the place with the shit that you wanna take but you can get in there and usually the choice that gets picked is to hop in and take that shit.

Is this criminalism??

by Ak40Xan October 12, 2019

poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.

Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021

Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.

The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.

by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.

Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.

by Colin12 June 14, 2022

schrodinger's criminal

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.

by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 2, 2020

Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023