When you place the handle of
a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers
a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers
Shakira came by the house and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.
by jpfister October 30, 2020
Get the Brazilian maracan cornhole mug.Historical context is the act of butt fucking by man into a woman for pleasure that ensures non-impregnation. The ancient practice serves to prevent pregnancy and loss of ability for a working lady to make money. Vaginal sex = “money hole.” “Cornhole” refers to the netherworld of penetrative sex that presents as more forbidding, dirty, and therefore desirable and that could bestow on the offerer a more generous transaction, perhaps a full larder or corn crib for the winter.
Widow Alice turned aside Hank’s generosity from the cornhole after a time in search of a different life with him.
by Cruziana November 23, 2020
Get the Cornhole mug.Having a girl you're fucking spread her pussy so you can jack off and try to shoot it into her vagina
by Samthe dyke May 10, 2019
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Get the Cornhole mug.When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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